Mark Twain

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up.

Eat a live frog first thing in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you the rest of the day.

Never put off till tomorrow what you can do the day after tomorrow.

There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth.

You don’t know about me without you have read a book by the name of The Adventures of Tom Sawyer; but that ain’t no matter.

I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of the rest, because Aunt Sally she’s going to adopt me and sivilize me, and I can’t stand it. I been there before.

Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.

An Englishman is a person who does things because they have been done before. An American is a person who does things because they haven’t been done before.

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economise it.

Prosperity is the best protector of principle.